You left your lights on, man

"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats) 05/04/2017 at 17:16 • Filed to: None

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TahoeSTi > Honeybunchesofgoats 05/04/2017 at 17:19

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That car is only capable of turning things on.

RallyWrench > Honeybunchesofgoats 05/04/2017 at 17:20

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The owner of the orange sports Beetle to the courtesy phone, please.

Ash78, voting early and often > Honeybunchesofgoats 05/04/2017 at 17:24

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Maybe he backs the car up everywhere. You know, to avoid dying.

Takuro Spirit > Honeybunchesofgoats 05/04/2017 at 17:26

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Ask them to page the owner and then berate them when they call it a PORSH.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Honeybunchesofgoats 05/04/2017 at 17:57

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That’s what happens when your daily is a modern car with automatic headlights. It’s like me when I walk up to my car and try to unlock it with my wife’s key fob. Even tho my car is 26 years old and not a Honda.

Honeybunchesofgoats > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 05/04/2017 at 18:02

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When I saw that car, I was actually thinking about how I missed the calls over the PA telling someone that they’ve left their lights on and how that is such a central part of my conception of shopping, even though it almost never happens anymore.

Tohru > Honeybunchesofgoats 05/04/2017 at 18:15

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Anyone can drive one of those on dry pavement in good weather and leave the lights on in a parking lot.

It takes someone special to do it in Wisconsin in the winter.